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masondoceu :) ou algo assim

HELLO MY NAME IS MASONDOCEU (he/him, ele/dele ou algo assim, cisgender, heterosexual) AND I AM A BRAZILIAN FULL-STACK SOFTWARE DEVELOPER FROM CIDADE TRAVESTI, (((SÃO PAULO))), BRAPZIL (HIGH-LEVEL ESL CERTIFIED).

chronically online, professional jewish bvlls lover in spirit, occasional political LARPer, certified afraid of real women and lifelong consumer of premium-grade goyslop*

*powered by TRVE ARYAN WHITE MONSTER™

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OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PORTRAIT (ART BY SOMEONE FROM THE SHARTY OU ALGO ASSIM)

Identity stack

species:
full-stack web developer
distro:
whatever makes the badge look coolest for the goyim ou algo assim
editor:
all of them simultaneously
politics:
jewishism
employment:
deferred
you:
AACK!!!'ed

Workstation status

masondoceu@chud
Not gainfully employed
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Current .plan:
[x] post coal online award
[x] install another package manager award
[x] hoard troonslop badges award
[ ] acquire employment award
[ ] touch gr*ss award
[ ] finish one side project award
[ ] post keyed shit award

Current .reading:
soyjak.wiki ou algo assim
man bash
reddit.com/r/farialimabets ou algo assim
MDE.TV
HLTV.org coal
some 38-page shit nobody cares about

Network status

provider: (((Cuckflare)))
origin: (((Cuckflare))) too ou algo assim
asn: AS42069
ipv6: emotionally enabled
tls: government issued
analytics: Israel
cookies: 14
personal grudges: 88

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certifications, allegiances & other slop

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